I wish to raise some serious concerns I have about the conduct of one of my fellow club members.
Immediately prior to the race start at Thomastown yesterday, the 26th of July, in this the year of our lord 2009AD. The aformentioned club member did knowingly interfere with a club kayak, a red Perception Wavehopper, which I had borrowed for the purposes of the Thomastown Race.
I contend that by so interfering with my kayak, the aformentioned club member did place me in mortal danger.
As a result of the aformntioned interference to the aformentioned club kayak by the aformentioned club member I was forced to exit the aformentioned kayak at a site unsuitable for preforming such an exit, which resulted in my coming in contact with some extremely dangerious riverine fauna, in particular nettels.
In summing up I'd just wish to repet the words of protest I made to the race officals on the river bank yesterday; " Your man is a right langer, isn't he?"
ps. Any chance of a spell check? Thanks Dave.