Just since I can't make it this week due to work, some hard and fast rules to guide you in playing:

1. The helmets with facemasks aren't fashion statements

2. Keep YOUR paddles away from fingers (don't care who's)

3. When your new ask to help set up the goals on the bank. You learn, we all get on water faster.

4. We don't push newbies or those who can't roll. This includes newbies pushing newbies.

5. Zuppy is an ex-ref and therefore can't be trusted with any decision but will explain the real rule later, maybe, when it is in my interest.

You mean ye have rules?
Who would have guessed?
Money needs to be paid on the night for gear?

The ball has to be moved one meter every 5 seconds,
Paddles must be kept one meter away from the opponents body at all times.
No 90 degree tackles.
and what Zuppy said, thats about it


For anybody thats interested heres the "offical" rules, to be fair its kinda long winded and theres plenty of bulls**t in there. Enjoy.

http://www.canoepolo.org.uk/rules

New rule, is use a polo boat.

Let me guess, one of ye have got hammered by Jeremy's river boat. Fairly pointy isn't it.

Yip sure did. But in fairness he can get some speed in it. Zipped all over the pitch till he hit something.