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PostSubject: funny link   Sat Feb 23 2008, 19:39
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canoepolio
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PostSubject: Re: funny link   Thu Feb 28 2008, 15:25
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Symptoms include:
1. Referring to canoe polio as: "a sport", "polo" or "fun".
2. Bad roll.
3. Poor support strokes.
4. Fear of moving water.
5. Instinctive throwing away of paddles.
6. Agoraphobia.
7. Fear of boats with edges (realboataphobia).
8. Antisocial/reclusive behavior.
9. Padded roof bars on their vehicles.
10. Purchasing boats not made of plastic.
11. Poor forward paddling technique.
12. Anemia.
13. Irrational emotional attachment to helmets with face guards.
14. Lack of balls.
15. Exhibition of dog-like excitement when a ball is thrown.


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PostSubject: Re: funny link   Fri Feb 29 2008, 23:20
The last symptom affected me badly. :-)
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